Obsessed by Fluo Yellow Shoes

1.OBSESSED WITH  FLUO YELLOW SHOES SINCE I SAW ASIA ARGENTO' S MARGIELA BOOTS AT CANNES FESTIVAL A FEW YEARS AGO

2. DESPERATELY TRIED TO FIND SOME BUT NEVER SUCCEEDED AND HAD SUICIDAL TENDENCIES LIKE SELF-TAGGING MY BODY WITH FLUO YELLOW PAINTING UNTIL DEATH :)

3. TWO YEARS AGO FOUND A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUMMER BOOTS IN A SAN REMO (ITALY) BOUTIQUE BUT WERE TOO BIG FOR ME : COULD'NT STOP CRYING UNTIL I CAME BACK HOME

4. FELT A PAIN REVIVAL WHEN I SAW THE TRIBUTE YSL PLATFORM SHOES IN JAK & JIL BLOG : SAID TO MYSELF I NEEDEED TO CHECK THE COLOR OF THE ZARA YELLOW SNAKE HIGH HEELS MY FAVOURITE BLONDE BOUGHT LAST WEEK

5. WENT TO ZARA YESTERDAY : DEFINITIVELY NOT THE GOOD TONE. FINALLY TOOK A PAIR OF FLUO PINK ELASTIC STRAPPY HEELS.

6. NEED TO INVOKE THE SPIRIT OF THE LATE STEPHEN SPROUSE TO PEACE MY MIND :)

7. THINK I ALSO NEED A FLUO BLUE/GREEN/PINK OR YELLOW "CAMISOLE DE FORCE"

Car-Jacking = Karl Lagerfeld's Hummer

1. KARL'S CAR WAS PARKED ON RUE SAINT-HONORE, PARIS AND OLIVIER ZAHM FROM PURPLE FASHION MAGAZINE SHOT IT (PURPLE DIARY [MARCH 31] - NEWS)

2. WISHED TO BE NICOLAS CAGE DURING 60 SECONDS OF FASHION CRAZYNESS

3. NEEDED TO THINK WHAT TO EXPLAIN TO THE COPS ARRESTING ME AS I WAS DRIVING MISTER LAGERFELD BLING BLING CAR ??? (THE MOST UNPLEADABLE CASE OF A FORMER LAWYER WHO TURNED INTO A HIGH FASHION VILLAIN, HA HA)

Highly Studded Givenchy Shoes F/W/09/10

1. SAW THAT SPIKY PUNKY PAIR OF SHOES AT PURPLE DIARY

2. REMINDED ME THE RODARTE LOUBOUTIN

3. THOUGHT THAT  I'M OBSESSED WITH STUDS & SPIKES SINCE I WAS A BATCAVE TEEN

4. MY FASHION COSMIC SISTER SAID THAT MY BRAIN IS DAMAGED SINCE THESE TIMES

5. ANSWERED HER THAT SHE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

6. SHE ALSO WEARS WEDNESDAY ADDAMS GIVENCHY SHOES

7. WE'RE TOTALLY FASHION FUCKED