Car-Jacking = Karl Lagerfeld's Hummer

1. KARL'S CAR WAS PARKED ON RUE SAINT-HONORE, PARIS AND OLIVIER ZAHM FROM PURPLE FASHION MAGAZINE SHOT IT (PURPLE DIARY [MARCH 31] - NEWS)

2. WISHED TO BE NICOLAS CAGE DURING 60 SECONDS OF FASHION CRAZYNESS

3. NEEDED TO THINK WHAT TO EXPLAIN TO THE COPS ARRESTING ME AS I WAS DRIVING MISTER LAGERFELD BLING BLING CAR ??? (THE MOST UNPLEADABLE CASE OF A FORMER LAWYER WHO TURNED INTO A HIGH FASHION VILLAIN, HA HA)