Car-Jacking = Karl Lagerfeld's Hummer

1. KARL'S CAR WAS PARKED ON RUE SAINT-HONORE, PARIS AND OLIVIER ZAHM FROM PURPLE FASHION MAGAZINE SHOT IT (PURPLE DIARY [MARCH 31] - NEWS)

2. WISHED TO BE NICOLAS CAGE DURING 60 SECONDS OF FASHION CRAZYNESS

3. NEEDED TO THINK WHAT TO EXPLAIN TO THE COPS ARRESTING ME AS I WAS DRIVING MISTER LAGERFELD BLING BLING CAR ??? (THE MOST UNPLEADABLE CASE OF A FORMER LAWYER WHO TURNED INTO A HIGH FASHION VILLAIN, HA HA)

Highly Studded Givenchy Shoes F/W/09/10

1. SAW THAT SPIKY PUNKY PAIR OF SHOES AT PURPLE DIARY

2. REMINDED ME THE RODARTE LOUBOUTIN

3. THOUGHT THAT  I'M OBSESSED WITH STUDS & SPIKES SINCE I WAS A BATCAVE TEEN

4. MY FASHION COSMIC SISTER SAID THAT MY BRAIN IS DAMAGED SINCE THESE TIMES

5. ANSWERED HER THAT SHE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

6. SHE ALSO WEARS WEDNESDAY ADDAMS GIVENCHY SHOES

7. WE'RE TOTALLY FASHION FUCKED

 

 

Obsessed with Bird Skull Jewels

 

> PAMELA LOVE IT-JEWELS

1. FOUND A NECKLACE AT PIXIE MARKET BUT WASN'T AS BEAUTIFUL THAT LOVE'S ORIGINAL DESIGN

2. FINALLY PICKED ONE AT EBAY (A TERRIFYING HUMMING BIRD SILVER SKULL). SO PREHISTORIC. SO PUNK. SO ME.

3. THINK THAT MY HEAD WAS HITTED BY A MAMMOTH DURING ONE OF MY PAST LIVES