Dress like me today for D. B.day

Dress like me for D. B.day by kittyfraise featuring Alexander Wang tank tops

1. FEEL LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD WEARING MY BRAND NEW PAIR OF VOODOO HIGH HEELS FOR THE FIRST TIME :)

2. WANTED TO KILL THE DJ WITH MY HEELS (SAID TO MUKLUK THAT I WANTED TO BOOK HIM FOR MY NEVER EVER WEDDING)

3. FURIOUSLY PUT A VOODOO SPELL ON HIS VERY BAD DJ SET BUT IT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL

4. DESPERATELY TRIED TO INVOKE THE SPIRIT OF DAVID MORALES BUT IT DIDN'T ANSWERED

5. CALLED ASIA ARGENTO AND ASKED HER IF SHE COULD DJ THE PARTY BUT HER PRIVATE JET WAS OUT OF ORDER

6. FINALLY TOOK A KILO OF COCAINE AND DRUNK A LOT OF CHAMPAIGN SO I WAS SO STONED THAT I THOUGHT I WAS PARTYING AT THE BARON :)