Life is so hard for fashion princesses...

> THIS IS THE KIND OF SUBSTANCE MY FASHION COSMIC SISTA & I DRINK IN CASE OF INTENSIVE FASHION EMERGENCY TROUBLES LIKE :

- WAITING 2 YEARS TO GET A BLACK BALENCIAGA MOTORCYCLE

- NOT FINDING ANY PAIR OF CHLOE STUDDED LOW-BOOTS

- NOT AFFORDING THE PRICE OF AN ALEXANDER WANG SWEATER BECAUSE OF THE INCOME TAX

- NOT BEING ABLE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN A ZEBRA PRINT OR A YELLOW DIOR BAG (MY FAVOURITE BLONDE'S CASE)

- FEELING VERY SAD BECAUSE THE LIGHT GREY POM POM BALENCIAGA YOU BOUGHT IS TOO HEAVY AND YOU DON'T WEAR IT ANYMORE

- BREAKING YOUR MYRTE CHLOE SUNGLASSES AT THE AIRPORT AND CRYING UNTIL YOU RECEIVE A REPLACEMENT PAIR 3 WEEKS AFTER

- SUFFERING A LOT BECAUSE YOUR BRAND NEW PAIR OF BLACK WEDGE GIVENCHY SHOES IS TOO TIGHT

- DESPERATELY SEEKING FOR HIGH HEELS DR MARTENS SEEN ON THE OPENING CEREMONY WEBSITE

AND LOT OF OTHER FASHION PAINFUL SITUATIONS WE HAVE TO FIGHT EVERYDAY...

> BUT WE ONLY DRINK THINGS THAT MATCHES WITH OUR OUTFITS !!! (GREEN COCKTAIL + ELECTRIC BLUE SEQUINED LES PRAIRIES DE PARIS DRESS = DRUNK FASHION PRINCESS LOL)

 

 

 

 

 

Dress like D.'s Best Fashion Friend

Dress like D.'s best friend by kittyfraise featuring Current/Elliott jeans

1. SORRY I DON'T KNOW HER NAME AS WE WEREN'T INTRODUCED TO EACH OTHER COS' SHE ARRIVED LONG AFTER US AT THE PARTY AND GAVE D. A LOT OF PRESENTS FOR HER B.DAY, I NOTICED VERY BEAUTIFUL METAL HEADBANDS.

2. I LIKED HER OUTFIT BUT THOUGHT THAT HER BOYFRIEND JEANS WERE TOO LONG, AS A FASHION EYE EXPERT, I ADVISE HER TO SHORTEN IT JUST A FEW SO WE COULD SEE HER ANKLE BETWEEN THE SHOES AND THE END OF THE JEANS.

3. SHE HAD A VERY BEAUTIFUL GREY OPEN BACK TOP, AS IF IT WAS DIY SHREDDED CUT. IT INSPIRED ME TO DO THIS KIND OF CUT ON OLD TEES OR TOPS SO THEY CAN HAVE A SECOND LIFE

4. NEVER FORGET THAT CLOTHES ARE ALIVE, AS MRS C. TOLD TO MUKLUK THAT THE LINEN WAS A LIVING TEXTILE (THINK X-FILES)

5. ALL THE MUKLUK'S CUSTOMERS NEED TO GO TO THE PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC (THINK CAMISOLE DE FORCE - A LIVING OR NON-LIVING CLOTH, THAT IS THE QUESTION ?)

6. ORDINARY PEOPLE MUST TELL THE SAME ABOUT MUKLUK AND ME AS OUR BRAIN IS BROKEN BECAUSE OF FASHION

Dress like ... D. the Party Princess

Happy Birthday Princess by kittyfraise featuring Balmain jackets

1. D. AND HER POSSEE WERE FRIENDLY - ADORABLE - CRAZY AND THE PARTY WAS A SIMPLE SUCCESS EVEN IF I TRIED TO POISON THE DJ WITH A FALSE CHICKEN SATE BROCHETTE / KILL HIM WITH A FORK

2. D. ALWAYS HAVE A NATURAL HIGH SENSE OF FASHION STYLE AND IS A FRIENDLY - CRAZY - PERSON

3. D. INVITED US TO VISIT HER IN CALVI AT HER OCTOPUSSY BEACH, WE'D DIE TO GO DURING THE ON THE ROCKS FESTIVAL IN JULY BUT IF WE DO SO DURING MUKLUK'S STORES PERIOD OF SUMMER SALE I THINK THAT HER HUSBAND WILL COMMIT A MURDER AND SHE'LL BE DEAD FOR REAL.

4. I PROMISED MY SISTA THAT I'LL PUT HER 2.55 CHANEL IN HER COFFIN AND WON'T STEAL IT FROM HER IF HER HUSBAND KILL HER THIS SUMMER

5. SHE'LL BE DEAD SO I COULD STEAL IT ANYWAY

6. IT'S WRONG TO STEAL THINGS FROM A DEAD PERSON, ABOVE ALL IF IT WAS YOUR BFF

7. I'M A VERY NAUGHTY PERSON BUT IT'S A DAMNED 2.55 !!!

8. I COULD GO TO THE CHURCH AND CONFESS MY CRIME AFTER I STOLE THE BAG

9. IF SHE'S MY BFF, SHE'D LEGATE IT TO ME

10. I HATE HER :)

11. IT'S A JOKE, SHE'S MY BFF AND SHE GAVE ME A FANTASTIC CHANEL BELT LAST YEAR FOR MY B.DAY + CHRISTMAS PRESENT

12. I LOVE MY FASHION COSMIC SISTA